| Dictionary of Useful Research Phrases
"It has long been known..." <-> I didn't look up the original reference.
"A definite trend is evident..." <-> These data are practically meaningless.
"Of great theoretical and practical importance..." <-> Interesting to me.
"While it has not been possible to provide definite answers to these questions..." <-> This was an unsuccessful experiment, but I still hope to get it published.
"Three of the samples were chosen for detailed study." <-> The others made no sense.
"Typical results are shown." <-> The best results are shown.
"The most reliable results are those obtained by Jones." <-> He was my grad assistant.
"It is believed that..." <-> I think.
"It is generally believed that..." <-> A couple of other guys think so, too.
"It is clear that much additional work will be required before a complete understanding of the phenomenon is possible." <-> I don't understand it.
"Correct within an order of magnitude." <-> Wrong.
"It is hoped that this study will stimulate more work in this field." <-> This is a lousy paper, but so are the others in this crummy field.
"Thanks are due to Joe Blotz for assistance with the experimental work and to George Frink for valuable discussions." <-> Blotz did the work, and Frink explained to me what it meant.
"A careful analysis of obtainable data..." <-> Three pages of notes were obliterated when I knocked over a glass of beer.
"A statistically oriented projection of the findings..." <-> Wild guess.
"A highly significant area for exploratory study..." <-> A totally useless topic suggested by my committee.
"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal ideas from two persons is research." |
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| Aptitude test x n + Joint Recruitment Exam + Interview x (n-a) + Experiment x infinity + Closing Seminar + Tutorials = HELL!
November ~ Month of the Death
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| Lehman Brothers - Rest in pieces....
AIG, Washington - On-going~~~?
Morgan Stanley - Coming up.....?
這輩子第一次親身經歴股災（做左隻大蟹）
不過有這麼多大行先行一步
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